Disembowel Jokes

Every week, on a Sunday, a body of a prostitute would be found disemboweled in an alley way. After a few weeks, the local investigators determined it was indeed a serial murder. Further investigation showed that each murder occurred exactly a kilometer away from a seedy inn, known for having an abra... read more

A rabbit is hopping through the woods. Hop, hop, hop, when he comes upon a deer. The deer is about to smoke a blunt. The rabbit looks up at the deer and says, "deer, don't smoke weed! Weed is a drug and drugs are bad, come run with me through the forest!"

The deer tosses his blunt aside and t... read more

A man dies and goes to heaven where he meets St. Pete. St. Pete welcomes him and says that there is a new regulation now where a soul gets to choose if they want to go to heaven or hell. The soul must spend three days in hell and three days in heaven and after that he chooses where to go.

The... read more