Reenactment Jokes - 7 Hilarious Reenactment Jokes

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

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Thank you, True Crime, for saying that was a reenactment.

I was pretty upset your camera person didn’t stop that murder.

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I'm joining a cold war reenactment group.

We get together on weekends and hide under desks.

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Why are there no more civil war reenactments any more?

Half the guys keep getting into fights and being arrested on their way to events.

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Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger are hanging out

Danny suggests they do some musical reenactment. Arnold, being the nice guy that he is agrees and let’s Danny choose who he will be. Danny chooses Mozart. As for Arnold, he’ll be Bach

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a man stabbed his salad 23 times.

he said it was a historical reenactment

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Four Polish men die in a car accident

Two in the actual crash and two more in the reenactment.

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