My friends always make fun of me for having an imaginary girlfriend.
Joke's on them, they're imaginary too.
Son: "Dad, I have an imaginary girlfriend!"
Dad: " You know you can do better."
Son: "Oh! Thanks Dad, that means a lot."
Dad: " I was talking to your girlfriend. "
I had a fight with my imaginary girlfriend.
She said I was never really there.
Sometimes I hide my girlfriend's inhaler
So the neighbors think I'm a stud when they hear her panting, "Give it to me!"
My imaginary girlfriend
My imaginary girlfriend broke up with me.
Still no idea how she'd found out about my wife.
My imaginary girlfriend broke up with me last week.
She said: "Things are getting too REAL."
I have low self esteem so I made an imaginary girlfriend.
But she dumped me...
I'm worried…
I haven’t seen or heard from my imaginary girlfriend since she started taking mime classes.
I’m not sure if she is rehearsing, or if she has left me.
GenIus math level
I have an imaginary girlfriend. Does that mean I’m in a complex relationship.
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"Who's that over there talking to himself?" I asked the barman in the pub.
"That's Bill," He replied. "He comes in every dinner time and sits and has a drink with his imaginary wife."
"Is he a loony?" I asked.
"What makes you say that?" He laughed.
"Why else would you have an imaginary wife?" I replied, "an imaginary girlfriend would be far less hassle...
I just won the 2016 friendzone award.
I'd like to dedicate this achievement to my imaginary girlfriend, my waifu, and that cute girl in high school whom I still obsess about.
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