UPJOKE
unlawfulillegalmarriagecommon lawdivorceoutlawcivil lawinvalidinheritanceillicitoutlawedby-blowunited stateswrongfulspurious

Illegitimate Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do you call an illegitimate piece of shit?

A basturd

Hey Dad, you hear the one about the illegitimate cereal?

Snap, Crackle, and no Pop.

(I got that from this '70's movie)

What do you call an illegitimate female cow?

Miss Steak

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do you get when you cross an illegitimate fish with a piece of shit?

A bass turd

Yes . . . shitty joke. Craptastic.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Two illegitimate children walk into a bar. They both order the same drink...

One of them, however, uses a large, off white syringe to inject the booze into his rectum. The result?

The alabaster ass blaster baster bastard got plastered faster.

Today I went to the food court

I was charged with obtaining ice cream through fraudulent & illegitimate means.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I know everyone is tired of the negativity with all the recent events...

I'm negative too. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I just can't comprehend how this guy is so successful. How did he win? And to be on the biggest stage in the world now. It doesn't make sense. No one ever thought he was a real contender, but here he is.

With all the scandal, how people think his ...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.