When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee.
Oh, I've tried other enemas…
What do you call it when a Cambodian dictator opens up a restaurant in his Cannabis plantation?
Pol Pot's Pot Plot Hot Pot.
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Three outlaws in the wild west were sitting around a campfire one night
They are all cooking some dinner and reflecting after a long day of robbing and pillaging.
The first outlaw says, "I am the craziest outlaw that has ever roamed the west. I robbed a bank in town today and I killed the guard just for looking at me funny!"
"You think that's crazy..." ...
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