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My wife and I were trying to have sex when the slow cooker set off the fire alarm.

I was crock blocked.

If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them

They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too

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I woke up to find that someone pooped in my slow cooker.

What a crock of shit!

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