Guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news. "You've got a rare disease and you've only got 6 months to live" he is told.
The patient is incredulous and tells the doctor he's going to get a second opinion.
He finds another doctor a few days later and after a battery of tests, this doctor gives him the same bad news. Patient is in shock and asks if there's anything he should do.
The doctor pauses a moment ...
There were two white Christian men, John and Mike, whose plane crashed into a desert.
Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do.
As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque ahead. They became very hopeful. But then John said ''Muslims are there. The...
How many Texas cops does it take to save children from an active shooter?
Still under investigation.
Edit: For those who assume I think any part of this situation is funny... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black\_comedy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_comedy). Also who gave me a Wholesome award? That's seriously messed up.
Edit ...
I like my jokes like I like my broken mailboxes.
Promptly reposted and hopefully nobody notices.
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Each 2020 hopeful Presidential candidate was asked to reveal their private reddit account to prove their values.
Bernie Sanders was insisting that the top 1% of reddit had way too many coins and wanted to force them to share gold more often.
Pete Buttigieg basically followed all of Bernie's posts and talked trash.
Joe Biden was just crossposting old posts of Obama's and saying how awesome they we...
Chuck Norris once stepped on a crack, it apologized and fixed his mom's back.
There was a posts I found last night where people shared Chuck Norris jokes and I wanted to share a (hopefully) original one.
After several visits to the doctor's I've finally been referred to rehab for spending all my days smoking drugs and looking up jokes about cheese.
Hopefully I can kick my addiction to meth and feta memes.
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