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Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office.

Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted.

Hilary Clinton dies

While walking down the street one day a corrupt Hillary Clinton was tragically hit by a car and died.

Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high offici...

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Barack Obama, the Pope, Hilary Clinton and a boy scout are on a plane...

The plane is about to crash when they realize there are only 3 parachutes.

The first passenger, President Obama said “I am the president of the United States, as much as it will haunt me for the rest of my life, I must insist I take a parachute. I have a great responsibility, being the leader...

The Pope and Hilary Clinton were on the same stage at the Yankee Stadium in front of a giant crowd...

The Pope leans towards Hilary and says, "Do you know with one wave of my hand I can make this entire crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Hilary said, " I seriously doubt that. ...

Hilary Clinton will make the best president

She will save us 25% in salary right from the start.

Hilary Clinton is pregnant....

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator ofNew York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on rig...

Why would Hilary Clinton as president be good for the economy?

We would only need to pay her 78 cents on the dollar.

If Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump fell off a cliff who would be saved?

America

Tom Brady, Hilary Clinton, and Urban Meyer walk into a bar.

None of them can get an Uber home because they've all destroyed their cell phones.

Damn girl, are you Hilary Clinton's email server?

Damn girl, are you Hilary Clinton's email server?
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Because your incredibly insecure
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Hahaha

How does Hilary Clinton clean her glasses?

By wiping the mainframe.

What footwear does Hilary Clinton wear to the beach?

Flip flops or scandals!

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Have You Heard About the new KFC Hilary Clinton Special.

its 2 small breasts, 2 large thighs and 2 left wings

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Hilary Clinton is touring a hospital in Upstate New York...

When the hospital director and her passed the room of a man who was furiously masturbating. "What is the meaning of this?" she demanded.

"I'm sorry Mrs. Clinton, but that man has a rare disorder where his testicles swell up with semen rapidly and he must ejaculate a few times a day or risk se...

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I feel like this election ended up being a good thing for Hilary Clinton.

At least now she knows what it feels like to get fucked by the president.

Donald Trump is going to demand to see Hilary Clinton's birth certificate...

to make sure she is a woman.

If Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump are falling off the edge of a cliff and you can only reach out to save one of them, what kind of sandwich do you make?

Heard this from a friend who probably heard it from a Facebook friend who probably got it from reddit. So if it's a repost... go make a sandwich.

This really crashes my belief system.

Hilary Clinton spent 40 years building up her career to lose presidency to a man who picked up politics as a hobby last year.

The 2016 Presidential Election ended in a tie

So then president Obama decided the tie breaker would a race around the White House, with the fastest time being awarded the presidency. Bernie Sanders being the honest man he is went first, but is older and well past his physical prime, completed the race on 17 minutes 46 seconds. Trump being the n...

I recently saw The VVitch and it was a very eye opening experience

I had no idea Hilary Clinton had such a rough childhood.

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This Election

Being forced to choose between Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump is like being forced to choose between bad hemorrhoids and rectal cancer; one is clearly worse than the other but they're both still a huge pain in your ass.

A joke we tell tourists in china

Back when the Terra-cotta Soldiers were discovered, Bill and Hilary Clinton decided to visit the site. It was also asked of the chinese officials arranging the tour, that the Clintons could meet the meek and old chinese man that discovered the Terra-cotta.

Back then, the Terra-cotta site was ...

Donald Trump's Magic Trick

Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton made a joint visit to a bakery while campaigning. While in the bakery, Hillary sneaks three pastries in her pocket, and whispers to Trump, “See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything, and I didn't need to lie. That’s why I’m going to win the election.”
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