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Public Speaking Jokes

Public speaking is the #1 fear of the average person. #2 is death.

This means that at a funeral, more people would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

-Jerry Seinfeld

Did you know there are public speaking potatoes?

Nothing special really, they're just commentaters.

The last time I did any public speaking was the valedictorian speech in high school.

I was the one yelling “You suck!” from the back.

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Need a joke to tell my Public Speaking class this Monday..

Can be as crude as you want, but no racist or sexist jokes.

I was trying to get over my fear of public speaking at a nudist colony.

I just imagined everyone with their clothes on.

The most important element of public speaking?

Podium

Today I conquered my fear of public speaking and gave a rousing, powerful speech about how nobody likes a quitter.

...aaaand they kicked me out of the 12-step program.

Have you heard about the judge who left his job to become a public speaking instructor?

He progressed from reading sentences to entire paragraphs.

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No Speech Therapy for him (NSFWish)

A man came to the doctor's office, frustrated and tired. He says," D-d-doc, I have this sp-peech problem. I've ha-d-d it all my life and it's ma-making me miserable. I c-can't speak in public. I have trouble in business me-meetings a-a-nd it's affecting my family now. P-p-please help Doc"

So ...

I told my wife how nervous I was about hosting the talk on unhealthy relationships.

"I'm terrified of public speaking," I told her, "but my friend gave me a good tip: he said I should imagine the crowd naked."

My wife said, "No, you're only allowed to imagine me naked."

Need a good joke for a presentation

I'm in a toast-masters-like public speaking class and for an upcoming class, I have to be a 'jokester' and tell a joke before I do my little talk. I'll be browsing through this subreddit for ideas, but if you all have any that goes well in front of a small audience in person, please share!

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A Man Goes to the Circus

A man goes to the circus. It's his first time, and he's pretty nervous about it. During an intermission, one of the clowns approaches the microphone and says "We are giving a special prize to the person sitting in section A, Row 12, seat D."

It's the man! He stands up, very nervous, and the c...

I took a public speaking class in college.

I did a presentation about Free Speech. It was mostly just about the website where I downloaded my speech.

TIL that Martin Luther King Jr got a C in public speaking

Look where it got him.

Murdered.

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