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Hh Jokes

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A woman walks into a sex shop and asks the man at the counter, "D..d..d..do y..y...you hav..hav...have vi..vi...vibrators?", she says stuttering

"Why yes, maam, we do."

"D..d...d...do you hh...h..ha..have th...the b..b....bbig ones?"

"Yes maam, we do."

"How d...d....d...do you t...t...turn them o..o...off?

HH The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza place..

..and says "Please make me one with everything"

Mosquitoes

What sound does an American mosquito make?
BzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

What sound does a Canadian mosquito make?
EhHhHhHhHhHhHhHhHh

So a guy with a stutter calls the sanitation department

Hello, this is the sanitation department.

HH..HH...Hello...Th...th...there's a ddddd ddd dead horse here.

OK, where is here?

On DDD..DDDD...DDDD...D

On Delaware Sir?

Nnnnno, on DDD DDD DDD...DD

On Dartmouth?

NNNN NNO. on DDDD...DDD...

Ok, sir, ...

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A burly sailor gets brought into an infirmary staffed by a bunch of postulate nuns, girls barely 18 preparing to become full nuns, and of course, supervised by a few gruff looking nuns.

Being good Catholics in a small Newfoundland seaside town, such oddities rarely found their way to their front door. The elder nuns insisted that only they would attend to him. The next evening there was a crash and a scream!! The sister ran out the door as fast as she could.

Sister Marry Cla...

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