Did you know there are tents surviving that Genghis Khan used to sleep in? I just scored one on eBay!

Thought you would appreciate my original Kahn tent.

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Genghis Khan and his soldiers attacked a tiny village of their enemy country and took all the men and women as prisoners..

Later in the evening,after being intoxicated,the sadistic Genghis decides to play a game..

He asks all the men from the village to stand in a line and strip down their pants..

He then instructed one of the wives of the men to be blindfolded and she should recognize her husband after ex...

As a lover of history, I always wondered how Genghis Khan would seek shelter whilst traversing various regions of the vast Mongol empire

Then it struck me. Finally! A regional Khan tent.

What do you call a feud between two of Genghis Khan’s generals?

Mongolian beef

If Pakistan PM Imran Khan could resolve Kashmir issue with dialogue,

he wouldn't have married three times.

Genghis Khan

If Genghis Khan got a divorce, could he be considered songle and ready to Mongol?

A man has a booth at a fair with a talking cat...

A woman walks up and asks, "Can your cat really talk?"

The man turns to the cat and asks, "Which leader is attributed to the most deaths in human history?"

The cat says, "Mao."

The woman, who is annoyed by this ruse, walks away.

The cat turns to the man and asks, "Should...

Genghis Khan was vicious from an early age.

I remember when he took his first steppe.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered."

Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

It's a little known fact that Genghis Khan had a brother.

Unfortunately his brother had a terrible skin condition and was banished from his people. Eventually he ended up in Ireland where he was known as Leper Kahn.

Credit to u/Draiu

John got a job at the local prison. On his first day, he saw a large, muscular man cranking a shaft inside of his cell. He turned to one of his fellow guards and asked, “Who’s that guy?”, referring to the man cranking the shaft.

“That’s Khan Drea. He’s in here for life, but the warden decided...

What was life like in the Mongol Empire?

It had its pros and khans.

What did Genghis Khan's mother tell him after he destroyed Xi Xia?

Just because you Genghis Khan, doesn't mean you Genghis should.

What was Genghis Khan’s failure of a brother named?

Genghis Khan’t

What type of Asian is Genghis Khan?

InvASIAN

Can a tiger find the man cub?

Shere Khan

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

MrBeast sure is good at planting seeds

Last time I saw someone spread their seed that successfully was when Ghengis Khan was around.

Ricardo Montalban struggled to find acting roles after "Star Trek 2."

Nobody wanted to hire an ex-Khan.

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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

I have a book of Mongolian poetry.

It has its prose and Khans.

If I was Genghis Khan's personal advisor

Every time he had a moment of self doubt, I'd remind him he is Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't.

Who was the leader of the Mushroom army?

Fungus Khan!!!

Trump to bartender: We are going to nuke Pakistan & kill Mia Khalifa

Bartender: why mia khalifa?

Trump to Imaran Khan: see nobody cares about Pakistan!

Did you hear about the Star Trek poetry night?

It has it's Prose and Khan's.

Whaddya use to decide whether to host a Star Trek poetry event?

A list of prose in Khans.

A Star Trek forum exists where Trekkies can debate additions to the universe's lore.

It's called Prose and Khans.

Can you name the villain from The Jungle Book?

...because I Shere Khan!

What do you call a Muslim swindler?

A Khan-man

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While visiting England, Donald Trump is invited to tea with the Queen...

... He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent.


"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."


She phones Sadiq Khan and s...

What's sick, Irish, and hates Captain Kirk?

A leper Khan.

How do you call an australian who is a spiritual leader and a ruler in mongolia ?

A Khan Guru

How did Captain Kirk get the flu

He Khan-tracted it

What's it called when a criminal from Mongolia is walking down the stairs while making fun of you?

Condescending Khan-descending con descending

A swindler Passes by a bird in the stairwell of an appartment building

The swindler was headed upstairs to visit his friend, the forger. The bird he passed along the way was the forger's homing vulture, which was en route to the forger's publisher to make a delivery. Unfortunately, the poor bird had to fly down the stairwell to ground level and out the open terrace sin...

I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry

The job has its prose and Khans

A Polish guy finds a lamp buried in the sand

As per usual, a genie comes out and offers him three wishes.

The Polish guy things for a moment and says, "I wish for all of Ghengis Khan's armies to go rampaging across the steppes to the border of Poland, then turn around and go home."

"All right," the genie says, "Done. What's your ...

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Joel Osteen dies and goes to Heaven.

He looks up at the big pearly gates and immediately recognizes where he is. He waits for a while but no one comes to greet him. Beyond the gates, he hears a band performing a concert between deafening cheers of the crowd and other indications of general merriment. He looks around but cannot find ...

What do you call a Mongol holding a Transformer?

A Decepti-Khan

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

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Pathan's Interview

A Pathan being interviewed at U.S. Embasy:

CONSULATE: Your name please?
Pathan: Gul khan.
CONSL: Sex?
Pathan: Ten to twelve times a week.
CONSL: I mean male or female?
Pathan: Both male/female & sometimes Camels too.
CONSUL: You seem Ugly !
Pathan: yes Ugly & Pich...

Want my opinion on Mongolia?

It has it's pros and Khans

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Have you ever read Mongolian Poetry?

It has prose and Khans

(Mercilessly re-worded from an /r/Civ shitpost forever ago)

What was the name of the Mongolian warlord's favorite cow?

Angus Khan

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

If The Jungle Book were written by George R.R. Martin...

Bagheera would have died saving Mowgli from the snake, Kaa. Mowgli would have fallen while fetching honey for Baloo and become paralyzed. Kaa would have been beheaded by a bitter rival from House Anaconda. Raksha, sending her cubs to seek refuge in the jungle, dies at the hands (paws) of Shere Khan....

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one,

Madonna doesn't have one, The Pope has one but doesn't use it, Dominique Strauss-Khan uses his all the time. What is it?

A last name you pervert.

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