Genealogist Jokes

A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush. (Credit to my uncle)

A dyslexic one

Credit to my boyfriend as he came up with this while talking about how bad my dyslexia is.

The Taylors were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had traveled to America as pilgrims on the Mayflower. They had included congressmen, successful entrepreneurs, famous sports figures and television stars. They decided to research and write a family history, something for their childr... read more

A mathematician’s favorite song?
“Sines” (Sine, sine, everywhere a sine! Don’t do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sine?)

What about a baker?
“Sweet Emulsion”

Okay. Now a chemist?
“Can I Get a Litmus?”

Lastly, a genealogist?
“Rock of Ages”