Who would be the mascot against racism?

A panda!

He's black
He's white
Hes Asian!

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Porn movies are positive movies:

No murder,
No war,
No fight,
No conspiracy,
No cheating,
No racism,
No religious fanatics,
No language problem,
No crying or teasing,
Good cooperation,
Good coordination,
Natural acting,
Everybody enjoys the climax,
Lots of love,
...

In order to stop accusations of racism, Trump decides to hire a Mexican immigrant

However, he doesn't feel confortable having him as an employee and calls him over in his office.

Juan: "Why you call me, jefe ?"

Trump: "You're fired!"


Juan: "Que ?! Why ?!!"


Trump: "Because....uh... Because you didn't finish high school!"

Juan: "Oh, no pro...

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A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York and laid down on the back seat.

The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.

He made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you, honey? Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”

The old Jewish driver answered, “Let me ...

Rubix Cubes & Racism

Why are Americans so good at solving the Rubix Cube?



Because they're good at separating colors.

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A jew, a black guy and a redneck are stranded on a desert island.

A jew, a black guy and a redneck are stranded on a desert island. They've been there for a few weeks, they're running out of food and their signal fire was extinguished by a freak storm.

Then one day, the jew returns to the others from scavenging and takes the various things he found out of a...

Don't let casual racism be a part of your life

Go competitive

What's the science of classifying living things?

Racism.

Racism in Formula 1

Every day they make Sergio Perez put on a nomex suit. Why is no-one complaining about this ?

Credit: A co-worker.

What's the deal with racism?

You're not running a race.

Stop racism

You all taste the same

I oppose racism.

Especially on highways.

I was gonna make a joke on racism

But I realized it was too dark.

What do Barack Obama and Donald Trump have in common?

Both are former presidents of the USA and both are harassed for the color of their skin.

What do you call portable, two-way radio transceivers that hate racism and like to smoke pot?

Wokey-Tokies

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I can't wait for racism, homophobia, islamophobia, aracnophobia, misogyny and bigotry to end so we can start focusing on our real problem.

Those damned robosexuals!

Racism is a lot like Nickelback...

Its fun to joke about, but you never want to see it in person.

I hate capitalism,

so i always type my messages in lowercase. i also hate racism, and refuse to run 100 metres.

Attorney at law

Saying you're an attorney at law is like saying you're a software developer at programming or that you're a policeman at racism

If I say that all Chinese people are the same

Is it racism or communism?

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(nsfw, racism) i was waiting at the bus stop when i pulled out my phone, accidentally dropped a bunch of change...

Asian guy next to me says "Yeah!? Well fuck you too!!"

The difference between racism and Asians?

Racism has many faces.

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Racism is not a joke

Hi, I've travelled around the world a little bit and I've had many wonderful experiences, although the story I'm about to share is one of the worst experiences in my life.

I went to Japan a few years ago and for the most part had a wonderful time and found the people to be amazingly friendly ...

Racism

Sometimes if I wanna get someone's attention, I'll start a sentence with "I'm not racist,
"I'm not racist, but you look great today."

And they say, "that wasn't racist at all."

And I say, "I know. I said I'm not racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican."

What do you get when you cross Mexico with an anti-racism book?

Tequila Mockingbird.

I was visiting a mental hospital. Various patients shouted racial slurs at me.

I knew this country had issues with institutionalized racism.

Racism Today

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days... ever wonder why? A customer walks into an establishment and asks, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"


The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. B...

Racism is so stupid.

You shouldn't treat someone differently just because they're from an inferior race.

The Washington Redskins finally decided to change their name to get rid of the association with historical racism

They'll now be known as the Arlington Redskins.

The other day, I saw a rose making fun of a tulip that had a bump on it's stem, so I stepped on the rose. I'm just doing my part...

...to stop cyst stemic racism.

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Accidental racism

A black kid walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says: "Look Mama, I'm a white boy!"


His mother smacks him and says: "Go to your Daddy and say what you just said!"


The boy finds h...

A fitness freak is out for a run one day. She's having a great run, tunes playing through her ear buds, sun shining.

As she sprints blissfully across a road, a massive truck ploughs into her.

The next thing she's aware of is she's standing in a shiny, beautiful place and inately realises, this must be Heaven.

Sure enough, an angel approaches her and tells her, yes she's now in Heaven and gives her a ...

The mind that calls Covid-19 "the Chinese Virus" on live television is the same mind that called the CEO of Apple "Tim Apple" on live television.

The punchline: It's not racism, it's stupidity.

I don't get Racism, why would you choose to hate an entire group of people...

Simply because of the way they all behave?

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List

There are three things I hate most in this world.
1. Racism
2. Black people
3. Irony

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An older couple were exploring art museum...

...when they came across a painting that they didn't quite understand. It appeared to be three naked black men sitting on a bench, the one in the middle had a white penis. This made the couple ponder for a while.

What was the message? Was it a commentary on racism? Perhaps an insight into cla...

I don't understand why everyone is surprised that the religious right is okay with racism

Every church I've ever gone to has told me Jesus is a white cracker.

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Don't be racist...

Don't be racist.
Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Racism

It's the only thing white people won't take credit for

I am voting for Donald Trump because he will personally end racism in America...

Racism can't exist if everybody's white.

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With climate change, income inequality, racism, xenophobia, religious extremists, war, and famine all around us, I often wonder what the world is coming to.

Then I check PornHub.

Turns out it’s stepsisters.

An upset parent walks up to the coach of a local minor league's baseball team, "Excuse me, sir, but don't you think 'The Browns' is a racist name to have for the team?"

The coach replies, "what? No, the name is simply because the uniforms are brown. In fact, to avoid any signs of racism with the name, we don't allow any brown people on the team."

Racism is stupid.

Why hate a person based on his/her skin color? If you just took the time to know them as a person, you can find a whole lot of other things to hate them for.

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whats the difference between my sex life and racism

racism actually exists

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[slight racism] So a Hercules plane is failing while carrying a small squad...

A Hercules plane has a motor go kapputt while in flight. The soldiers inside start throwing equipment off the plane to keep it lighter and help it fly better until it can land, but after they toss almost everything, the general says:

* General: We need to throw someone out of the plane!
...

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Little steve had a school homework. He had to go home and ask a family member for an unusual color

He went home after school and went to his mum: “Mom, I need your help for school, can you tell me an unusual color please?”

To which his mother answers: “Let’s see... purple plum”

“Thanks mum I think that is good.”

The next day, steve gets to school and his classmates start sayi...

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Why are black peoples hands and feet white?

Because those parts are meant for workin'


PS: Racism is wrong.

Racism at its finest

They asked a Scottish man
"What is better for you? A Muslim or a Jewish?"
He replied: the Muslim is better than the Jewish in the sense that gonorrhea is better than chlamydia

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I'm torn: on the one hand, I absolutely hate xenophobia, sexism, and racism

on the other hand, orange is my favorite color.

The 5 things I can't stand in this world.

5.Racism
4.The Indians
2.Lists
3.Inconsistencies
1.Hypocrisy

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What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player!

I mean no racism in this joke*

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A man is trying to join a country club with a history of racism

The head of the club says "you may have heard of our reputation, and it does affect who joins". He pulls out a revolver and says "go shoot five black people and one rabbit"

"Why do i have to shoot a rabbit?" Says the man.

"You'll fit in well here" says the head.

There's only one thing I hate more than outdated references and racism...

....The "I have a Dream" speech.

Mexican jokes aren't funny

There's a border between humor and racism.

If I owned a restaurant back in the era of racial segregation, do you know what our motto would be?

"The customer's always white."

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For some reason all of my friends are calling me racist

I just can't seem to get through to them that racism is a crime, and crime is for black people

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Little Billy Learns Racism.

"Hey Dad I heard this cool joke today about a Jew and a Black guy!""We will not have racism of any kind in my house little billy" "But dadddddd!" "No buts in this house son, this is a Christian house with morals! Now say your sorry." "I'm sorry dad." "Good son I'm proud of you.. Now it's your turn t...

What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera (racism free)

Phil Ming

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So one day, I'm crossing the road...

and all of a sudden, a huge chicken starts walking beside me and introduces itself by saying "Hi, I'm Chicken Hu". I'm thinking "Holy shit, a talking chicken". I ask Chicken, I say "Hi Chicken, where are you from?". He says, "I was born in San Francisco". Surprised, I say "No, but where are you actu...

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For me, racism is the same as masturbating.

I don't approve of it, but I'm pretty damn good at it.

(Credits to Ronald Goedemondt)

Jacob and the Lottery

Jacob is a well to do Jewish man with a beautiful wife and 3 children. He owns a start-up business that has been doing quite well recently.
However, his business suddenly goes bankrupt and Jacob goes to God for help.

Jacob kneels at the altar and says: "Lord I have always been faithful and...

Scientists created the first white laser.

They were fired for racism and hate speech.

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