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Racism Jokes

Rubix Cubes & Racism

Why are Americans so good at solving the Rubix Cube?



Because they're good at separating colors.

Who would be the mascot against racism?

A panda!

He's black
He's white
Hes Asian!

Don't let casual racism be a part of your life

Go competitive

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime

And crime is for black people.

I just unsubbed from r/racism

I didn't know they were against it

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whats the difference between my sex life and racism

racism actually exists

I was gonna make a joke on racism

But I realized it was too dark.

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A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York and laid down on the back seat.

The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.

He made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you, honey? Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”

The old Jewish driver answered, “Let me ...

I am voting for Donald Trump because he will personally end racism in America...

Racism can't exist if everybody's white.

What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera (racism free)

Phil Ming

I oppose racism.

Especially on highways.

Racism

Sometimes if I wanna get someone's attention, I'll start a sentence with "I'm not racist,
"I'm not racist, but you look great today."

And they say, "that wasn't racist at all."

And I say, "I know. I said I'm not racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican."

What's thr difference between the chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

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Accidental racism

A black kid walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says: "Look Mama, I'm a white boy!"


His mother smacks him and says: "Go to your Daddy and say what you just said!"


The boy finds h...

Racism is like Nickelback...

I like to joke about it, but I never want to see it live.

Stop racism

You all taste the same

Racism

It's the only thing white people won't take credit for

Racism is so stupid.

You shouldn't treat someone differently just because they're from an inferior race.

What do you get when you cross Mexico with an anti-racism book?

Tequila Mockingbird.

In order to stop accusations of racism, Trump decides to hire a Mexican immigrant

However, he doesn't feel confortable having him as an employee and calls him over in his office.

Juan: "Why you call me, jefe ?"

Trump: "You're fired!"


Juan: "Que ?! Why ?!!"


Trump: "Because....uh... Because you didn't finish high school!"

Juan: "Oh, no pro...

I was denied access to a store because of racism,

I'm a NASCAR fan instead of F1.

Racism Today

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days... ever wonder why? A customer walks into an establishment and asks, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"


The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. B...

What's the deal with racism?

You're not running a race.

Racism in Formula 1

Every day they make Sergio Perez put on a nomex suit. Why is no-one complaining about this ?

Credit: A co-worker.

Racism is stupid.

Why hate a person based on his/her skin color? If you just took the time to know them as a person, you can find a whole lot of other things to hate them for.

What's the science of classifying living things?

Racism.

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Not sure if this goes here or /r/racism...

A black woman walks into the human resource department to apply for welfare. The woman at the office asks the black woman how many kids she has. The black woman replies, "Eight." The woman at the office says, "Well, what are their names?" The black woman replies, "Lionel." The woman at the office sa...

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For me, racism is the same as masturbating.

I don't approve of it, but I'm pretty damn good at it.

(Credits to Ronald Goedemondt)

Racism is institutionalized throughout the US

Why else would black history be celebrated during the shortest month!

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(nsfw, racism) i was waiting at the bus stop when i pulled out my phone, accidentally dropped a bunch of change...

Asian guy next to me says "Yeah!? Well fuck you too!!"

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[slight racism] So a Hercules plane is failing while carrying a small squad...

A Hercules plane has a motor go kapputt while in flight. The soldiers inside start throwing equipment off the plane to keep it lighter and help it fly better until it can land, but after they toss almost everything, the general says:

* General: We need to throw someone out of the plane!
...

The Washington Redskins finally decided to change their name to get rid of the association with historical racism

They'll now be known as the Arlington Redskins.

What do you call portable, two-way radio transceivers that hate racism and like to smoke pot?

Wokey-Tokies

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A man is trying to join a country club with a history of racism

The head of the club says "you may have heard of our reputation, and it does affect who joins". He pulls out a revolver and says "go shoot five black people and one rabbit"

"Why do i have to shoot a rabbit?" Says the man.

"You'll fit in well here" says the head.

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I can't wait for racism, homophobia, islamophobia, aracnophobia, misogyny and bigotry to end so we can start focusing on our real problem.

Those damned robosexuals!

Last night, I, an American, was arguing with a European over whether Europe or the United States was better.

The European boasted, "We hardly even have racism here in Europe!" I asked them, "What about Romani people? Does the racism they experience not count?"

They replied, "Of course not! Romanis aren't people!"

How did the coronavirus blow a 100-10 lead on racism in the United States?

Because racism has the home-field advantage.

There's only one thing I hate more than outdated references and racism...

....The "I have a Dream" speech.

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.

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Racism is not a joke

Hi, I've travelled around the world a little bit and I've had many wonderful experiences, although the story I'm about to share is one of the worst experiences in my life.

I went to Japan a few years ago and for the most part had a wonderful time and found the people to be amazingly friendly ...

Racism is wrong

I have never been racist before. It's wrong for anybody to be racist, it doesn't matter whether they're black, Asian, or normal.

Why did the Chinese couple take their newborn back to the hospital?

He was Caucasian, and they knew two Wongs don't make a white.



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DISCLAIMER: I do NOT condone racism in any way, form or fashion. It's just wordplay, folks. Apologies to anyone too sensitive for my humor.

Some people say telling a joke about chavs is as bad as racism

Nonsense chavs aren't a race. They're a subspecies

The other day, I saw a rose making fun of a tulip that had a bump on it's stem, so I stepped on the rose. I'm just doing my part...

...to stop cyst stemic racism.

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I'm torn: on the one hand, I absolutely hate xenophobia, sexism, and racism

on the other hand, orange is my favorite color.

The mind that calls Covid-19 "the Chinese Virus" on live television is the same mind that called the CEO of Apple "Tim Apple" on live television.

The punchline: It's not racism, it's stupidity.

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