Prejudice Jokes

I’m too good for it, and I have a feeling it’ll try to lecture me.

It's a period drama.

Prejudice.

Three ropes hanging around outside a bar and decide they’re thirsty. The first one goes in, comes back out, and says, “They don’t serve ropes here.”

Second rope says, “Huh! Lemme try.”
He goes in and comes back out a minute later and says, “Nope. They sure don’t.”

The third rope s... read more

I'm way to good to get into a book that probably goes all preachy on me

When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely and always displayed prejudice and animosity towards him. Also, because Gandhi never lowered his head when addressing him, as he expected…. there were always “argum... read more

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined!"
"It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer.
"Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?"
"No! The judge is a stickler on ethical behavior. A stunt lik... read more

So I have heard you hit your wife, is that true?

**Before I marry her she was hungery and poor all the time. She now livea a much better life**

I was asking if you hit her.

**The whole community acknowdges the improvement of our household**

I didn’t ask that, I was asking... read more

Three strings are walking down the street and pass a bar that has a sign that says "No Strings Allowed! "

The first string says this is BS and walks into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "you're a String" and throws him out.

This makes the second string mad AF, so he g... read more

A prejudice

What do you call someone prejudice against the stars?

A Spacist

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days................

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had aske... read more

And we decided to watch a movie.

She picked out Pride and Prejudice, and threw a HUGE fit when I said I didn't want to watch it.

I'm thinking of breaking up with her.


She knows I hate period drama.

Are prejudice
And women driving

And she blames it on prejudice against her for being a blonde woman. So she’s driving back home in the rain, fuming with anger thinking about how ridiculous it is for her boss to still believe such stereotypes. Then from the corner of her eye Sharron notices an empty field, and in that field is anot... read more

Pride and Prejudice defeated Sense and Sensibility.

So... The news reporters decided to end this "Blondes are stupid" myth once and for all. They go to the full football stadium and find three random Blondes.

REPORTER: "We want to end this myth once and for all, so we will ask you a simple question, if you answer correctly, Blondes will be fo... read more