Fashion Design Jokes - 12 Hilarious Fashion Design Jokes

How many trainers will it take to teach Tommy fashion design?

None. Hilfiger it out.

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Putin and Biden are wrapping up their discussion...

Putin says: "You know, Joe. I had this dream few days ago"

Biden: "Oh, what kind of dream?"

Putin: "I saw America, in flames. Nuclear warhead crater where Capitol used to be. New York leveled. Los Angeles covered in human ash. It was Glorious, Joe. I nearly teared up..."

Biden: ...

Just learned that French fashion designers are trying to develop a clothing line made from frozen water.

I SWEAR!!

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Fat fashion designer has found a time machine [OC]

Thinking about how many opportunities of discovery await him, he went inside and clicked a button.

He soon found himself in ancient rome. He noticed all the plebs wearing cool ancient clothes so he quickly went to the nearest shopping centre.

Being fat himself, he asked the shopkeepe...

[NSFW] How did the fashion designer kill himself?

The Hemming Way

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Why Bilbo had to be Male

Fun fact: Bilbo Baggins had to be a male in order for the plot of The Hobbit to work. If he was instead female, everything would have fallen apart in the goblin cave. Bilbo would have gone off wandering around in the dark and dreary caverns, found the ring, and seen Gollum fishing like in the origin...

What do you call a fashion designer that rejects everything?

Calvin Deklein.

What does a Russian fashion designer call people from the United States?

A mannequin.

Did you hear about the fashion designer who was on the phone while driving and nearly got into an accident?

It was a clothes call.

What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection?

Tommy Hilfigeritout

Unlike many guys, I don't try to get into a lady's pants…

…mostly because they won't fit me, but also because they lack usable pockets. What's up with that aspect of fashion design, anyway?

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