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Halloumi Jokes

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What’s the difference between grabbing your wife’s butt and halloumi?

Ones is a cheeky squeeze, the other is a squeaky cheese.

What has a tattoo of a dragon squeaks when you eat it?

Halloumi Rapace.

Some Cheesy Jokes:

What cheese do you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone!

What cheese do you use to get a bear down from a tree? Camembert!

What cheese is made backwards? Edam!

Why did the cheese board blow away? Because of the strong Bries!

What did the cheese day when it looked in the mirror...

What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?

Halloumi

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Cheesy Jokes

What sort of cheese would you use to entice a bear from a cave?

Camembert



What sort of cheese can hide a small horse?

Mascarpone



Why did the cheese get beat up by the stone?

Because the Roquefort back



Why did the one legge...

Every cheese joke I know

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?
Halloumi

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of a cave?
Camembert

What type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam

Which cheese doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese

Did you hear about the explosion at the...

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