UPJOKE
milksheepudderabomasumbreederlactationkudzubrucellosisdomesticatedbreedentirecastrationlatinsanskritneolithic

Goat Milk Jokes

If you take goat milk onto the ISS...

... it becomes oat milk.

It's way easier to drink goat milk than you'd think.

It's getting the grass stains out of your clothes that's the hard part.

Two ISIS members are enjoying a nice pint of goat milk

One takes out his wallet and starts flipping through pictures.

"This is my oldest son. He is a martyr. This is my second son. He is also a martyr. I feel so proud!"

His friend nods, "They blow up so fast don't they?"

I went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached me and asked...

MAID: -What would you like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?

ME: -Tea pls.

MAID: -Ceylon Tea, Indian Tea, Herbal Tea, Kericho Gold Tea, Bush Tea or Green Tea?

ME: -Ceylon Tea pls.

MAID: -How do you want it, black or white?...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.