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Puckered Jokes

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A Cowboy Goes Into Town . . .

Two churchgoing women were walking down the street when a cowboy stopped and got off his horse.
He walked to the back of his horse and gave it a huge kiss right on the puckered ass.
Seeing the shocked look on the ladies faces the cowboy explained, "I have very chapped lips."
"Does tha...

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All the organs have a debate about who should be in charge...

The brain said: *I should be in charge, I control all the parts and think for everyone!*

The legs said: *I should be in charge. I carry everyone around and get them to where they want to go.*

All the other organs continued with similar claims as to why they should be in charge. The hea...

My late grandfather’s favorite joke

A man woke up one morning and his cheeks was swollen and contorted, his eyes were almost completely shut and his lips puckered tight. He rushed over to the hospital and sees a doctor immediately.

“Doctor, what’s wrong with me?” Asked the man.

“Your test results came back inconclusive, ...

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