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Snowflakes Jokes

Friends are like snowflakes

They disappear when you pee on them

Women are like snowflakes...

They can't drive.

Vaginas are like snowflakes

While they all appear to look the same, each of them has a subtle difference – making them all uniquely beautiful

Also, it’s fun to catch them on your tongue.

If you complain that this generation is a bunch of snowflakes...

Don't worry, soon there won't be snowflakes anywhere.

Republicans are the true snowflakes.

They're white, they're cold, and if you put enough of em together they'll shut down public schools.

Women are like snowflakes

Every one I touch suddenly disappears without a trace

Humans are just like snowflakes. Each one is unique in its own way

And a large amount of them on my windshield makes it harder to drive.

People are like Snowflakes...

technically all different but basically all the same

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All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.

After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.

Edit: alot of people moaning in the comments "this is a stupid joke, Trump did actually write some books so this makes no sense!?".

Look at the sub you are in, some of these posts you'll see will just be jokes. If you are the sn...

Texans call Northerners snowflakes...

...yet they can't handle a single snowflake.

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[NSFW] Vaginas are like snowflakes

It doesn't snow where I live.

Never catch snowflakes on your tongue

until all the birds have gone south for the winter!

Texas being taken over by snowflakes

Guess they should have voted Democrat

Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people.

Each one is unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, no one is going to notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.

Also, people are similar to snowflakes in that it is diff...

Women are like snowflakes. They’re all unique, and they’re all beautiful.

But in the big picture, they’re all the same.

Dear liberals, stop crying about being called a snowflake.

In 20 years, nobody will remember what snowflakes are anyway.

Easily offended people are literally like snowflakes.

Alone, they are harmless. Together, however, they ruin everything good and bad in their way.

To all those who call people snowflakes and say they get offended too easily I’d just like to say…

Happy Holidays

My girlfriend is a special snowflake

She's cold and flaky.

What's the difference between Reddit and the north pole?

The north pole doesn't have as many snowflakes.

Why do a lot of old people move to Florida?

Because they hate liberal snowflakes.

Why is Blizzard so quick to resort to censorship?

Because they're nothing more than a bunch of snowflakes.

Why are all Republicans supporting global warming?

Because they can’t wait to live in a world with no snowflakes.

Why doesn’t Ben Shapiro like winter time?

Because of the snowflakes

Why are conservatives climate change deniers?

Because they want to melt the snowflakes!

I hear they are calling the riots yesterday 'The Capitol Blizzard'

Makes Sense....
They caused lots of destruction,
Was full of snowflakes,
And a whole lot of White.

How is the GOP like a blizzard?

It's all just a bunch of white snowflakes covering everything up.



In my very sleep-deprived state, I came up with that and managed to make myself laugh. Hopefully you get a chuckle out of it. Have a nice day!

Snowman puns to celebrate the snowstorm in my area

What do vampires get when they bite snowmen?
"Frostbite"

What is a snowman's favorite cereal?
"Snowflakes"

Why didn't the snowman answer the question?
"He didn't snow the answer"

What does a snowman like to ride?
"An icicle"

How can you tell a snowman is angry...

Why doesn't Santa have any millennial elves?

Because there are already enough snowflakes at the North Pole.

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American society is best summarized by Christmas time

People who buy a bunch of shit while being surrounded by snowflakes.

I hate when a generation refuses to work and still expect to receive government checks

Those baby boomers in Congress sure are entitled snowflakes

I know the shutdown is done, but I think this joke is funny and I made it up myself.

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That was a hell of a XXX storm last light.

All you could see were snowflakes getting blown!

Every president has a secret service codename.

The current president is “Mogul”. I looked it up.
Mogul: a member of the Muslim dynasty of Mongol origin
Nope, that can’t be it, unless he’s a total self-hater. Try alternate definition:
Mogul: In downhill skiing, an ice-cold lump; an extremely dense obstacle to human progress, a destabil...

You can’t really blame Donald Trump for not believing in Global Warming

He’s permanently surrounded by snowflakes.

It is December in Ontario...

... and the only Snowflakes I can find are on Facebook.

How did i know for sure global warming was real?

On the day Trump got elected over 50 million snowflakes melted at once.

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Shut Up

A young bluebird was flying from tree to tree in the brisk autumn air when he heard his parents call. Upon arriving back to the nest they tell the young avian to prepare for the trip south.

The little bluebird stubbornly inquires why, to which papa bluebird replies with details of heavy and c...

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