Snowflakes Jokes

They disappear when you pee on them

They can't drive.

While they all appear to look the same, each of them has a subtle difference – making them all uniquely beautiful

Also, it’s fun to catch them on your tongue.

Don't worry, soon there won't be snowflakes anywhere.

They're white, they're cold, and if you put enough of em together they'll shut down public schools.

Every one I touch suddenly disappears without a trace

And a large amount of them on my windshield makes it harder to drive.

technically all different but basically all the same

...yet they can't handle a single snowflake.

until all the birds have gone south for the winter!

Guess they should have voted Democrat

Each one is unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, no one is going to notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.

Also, people are similar to snowflakes in that it is diff... read more

But in the big picture, they’re all the same.

In 20 years, nobody will remember what snowflakes are anyway.

Alone, they are harmless. Together, however, they ruin everything good and bad in their way.

Happy Holidays

She's cold and flaky.

The north pole doesn't have as many snowflakes.

Because they hate liberal snowflakes.

Because they're nothing more than a bunch of snowflakes.

Because they can’t wait to live in a world with no snowflakes.

Because of the snowflakes

Because they want to melt the snowflakes!

Makes Sense....
They caused lots of destruction,
Was full of snowflakes,
And a whole lot of White.

It's all just a bunch of white snowflakes covering everything up.



In my very sleep-deprived state, I came up with that and managed to make myself laugh. Hopefully you get a chuckle out of it. Have a nice day!

What do vampires get when they bite snowmen?
"Frostbite"

What is a snowman's favorite cereal?
"Snowflakes"

Why didn't the snowman answer the question?
"He didn't snow the answer"

What does a snowman like to ride?
"An icicle"

How can you tell a snowman is angry... read more

Because there are already enough snowflakes at the North Pole.

Those baby boomers in Congress sure are entitled snowflakes

I know the shutdown is done, but I think this joke is funny and I made it up myself.

The current president is “Mogul”. I looked it up.
Mogul: a member of the Muslim dynasty of Mongol origin
Nope, that can’t be it, unless he’s a total self-hater. Try alternate definition:
Mogul: In downhill skiing, an ice-cold lump; an extremely dense obstacle to human progress, a destabil... read more

He’s permanently surrounded by snowflakes.

... and the only Snowflakes I can find are on Facebook.

On the day Trump got elected over 50 million snowflakes melted at once.