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Gummy Worm Jokes

Gummi Worms

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I picked up a bag of gummy worms today. I've got to say I don't really understand their marketing strategy. The bag says 'no artificial flavors.'" the guy says. "I'm just curious who buys a bag of gummy worms hoping they taste as close to real worms as poss...

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Kid walks in on his grandpa smoking a cigar.

Kid says "grandpa, can I have a cigar too?"

Grandpa asks "can your dick touch your asshole?

Kid says no so grandpa says "sorry, you're not old enough."

Week later kid sees grandpa drinking a beer and asks "can I drink a beer with you?

Grandpa replies "can your dick tou...

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

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