My son kept chewing on electrical chords, so I grounded him...

He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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When I was young my mom grounded me for having a file on pc with the name "boobies pics"

I never understood why bird watching was wrong

My dad wronged me...

I brought home a test score of 90 and showed it to my dad. I thought he would praise me for it, but my dad took one look at the test script and said I added the "0" there. I got a big scolding and was grounded for the week. I really didn't add the "0".

I added the "9".

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Why can't Peter Pan be grounded?

You: Because he Neverlands.

Me: No. It's because he's a fucking orphan.

My little nephew wanted to share a joke he was very proud of coming up with: Why did the hotdog get grounded?

It was being a brat!

One time as a kid, I took my Dad’s voltmeter without his permission…

I got grounded

I found my son eating electrical cord

So I grounded him,
Until he could conduct himself properly

The whole story

It was evident from the start that Joe Bob was kind but wasn’t very bright. His bumbling and stumbling often irritated people greatly, and so, they became impatient with him. Joe Bob’s mother worried endlessly for her son until one day she went to seek the advice of a wise old woman that lived in a ...

Better be isolated than grounded

Joe: 45, electrician

My parents were electricians

I was already grounded

Jimmy, the electrician's son was grounded by his parents...

I heard his parents say he had no potential

A shipwrecked mariner has spent several years on a deserted island, completely alone.

Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out towards him.

When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him: “The captain said to read through these and let us know if you still...

I got a G in Physics and my parents grounded me.

They say I don't understand the gravity of the situation!

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