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Grounded Jokes

My son kept chewing on electrical chords, so I grounded him...

He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

My son was shocked that I grounded him over a dad joke

I told him he can’t be shocked while grounded

Better be isolated than grounded

Joe: 45, electrician

Why did Thor lose his lightning powers?

Because his father grounded him.

My father grounded me...

He said if he ever saw me in front of the computer he'd smash my face in the keybouvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossass

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Why can't Peter Pan be grounded?

You: Because he Neverlands.

Me: No. It's because he's a fucking orphan.

Why did the plane get grounded?

Bad attitude.

Jimmy, the electrician's son was grounded by his parents...

I heard his parents say he had no potential

Why do Electricians never get to hang out with their friends?

Because they're always grounded!

What did little Johnny's mother do when she caught him zapping the other children with static electricity?

She grounded him.

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When I was young my mom grounded me for having a file on pc with the name "boobies pics"

I never understood why bird watching was wrong

I got a G in Physics and my parents grounded me.

They say I don't understand the gravity of the situation!

Once, when I was younger, I was grounded for tickling my brother's feet...

... My mother told me to wait till he was born and to go was my hands.

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