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Grizzlies Jokes

What do you call a bacterial disease caused by two grizzlies?

Twobearculosis.

Why can't anyone photograph grizzlies wearing shoes or socks?

Because they have bear feet

Why do grizzlies make the best street fighters?

Because they fight with their bear hands.

Why are Grizzlies such horrible employees?

They will only do the bear minimum

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A world champion in grizzly bear hunting wanted to shoot a polar one

He's got yet another prize in USA for hunting grizzlies, proving he's the best there is. Doesn't matter how hard it would be to hunt one, he would track them and hunt them.

One day he wanted the challenge, and thought he would step up his game and hunt for polar bears. He's no expert in polar...

Why did the factory raising grizzlies for their hides not get shut down permanently by the court?

They had a right to bear farms.

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

I once killed an adult male Grizzly bear on a ski trip in Alaska with a small serrated knife.

I had no idea grizzlies could ski or where the bear got the knife.

Rarely, hikers of the Appalachian trail report seeing psychic grizzlies take control of their friends, who start foraging and looking for honey...

Bear in mind, that doesn't happen very often.

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