What did a river say when seeing beavers for the first time?

"Well I'll be dammed!"

Beavers are great dam builders and Canada's national animal.

That's why Canada is the best damn country in the world!

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I've ever seen

What’s a Beavers favorite snack?

Wood chips.

Why are beavers always happy?

They dont give a dam!!!!

Wife came out the shower giggling at this joke she just thought up: Why didn’t the beavers send any wood down the river?

Because they didn’t give a dam.

Someone once challenged me to tell a joke about beavers

I told them: Dam, I can’t .

A man fell into a river in Oregon a week ago and was eaten alive by beavers

Dam

I said to my friend "I bet you can't name a single subject, I don't have a joke about" He said " beavers"

"damn" I replied....

A new study proves that beavers cause extensive flooding

I've read it. The evidence against them is damning.

So there's these two beavers...

one is named Joe and the other, Steven. Joe and Steven have a fire. Joe decides he's hungry so he grabs a pan and some sticks.

Steven runs over and says "Joe what are you doing?" And says "im just grilling up some sticks."

Steven immediately smacks the pan from Joe's paw and says
...

Beavers get a lot of flak for building their shelters and blocking water ways-

But they are Damed if they do, and Damned if they don't

Two beavers are looking over a river.

One turns to the other and says, "Dam it."

After a fatal river rise, what did the commander beaver say to all the other beavers?

Dam it.

Which species of ants prefer to eat beavers ?

Lesbi-ants

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Why are vaginas called beavers?

Because they eat wood!

Hey Guys! They brought back Angry Beavers! Isn't it great?

Its been renamed to The View, however...

If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house?

Seven because ice cream has no bones

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.

I otter know better.

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