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Koalas Jokes

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So a koala bear walks into a brothel.

He picks out the best looking girl, and heads upstairs with her. While up there, he eats her out like a madman, doing things she's never even heard of. After about an hour he gets up heads out the door.

The girl stops him and demands payment.

The koala doesn't understand. She has him l...

Why aren't Koalas actual bears?

They DO NOT meet Koalafications

Koalas aren’t bears.

Even though they’re koalafied, they failed bearification.

Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

They don’t have the right koala-fications

I passed my genetic engineering exam, with flying koalas

Am I over Koalafied

What do koalas eat after a nuclear winter?

Apocalyptus

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

The koala tree joke.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was drunk.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was hit by the first.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because it thought it was a game and wanted to join in.

Why did the bushman go to ...

What did the koalas say to the zookeeper after he cut their claws?

"Eucalyptus!"

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I just heard they voted sexiest koala

I hope the votes are coming from other koalas.

I feel they're the only ones that are Koala-fied

(but seriously sexiest koala is a thing)

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Mr. Koala is smoking a blunt

Mr. Lizard wanders up to his tree and shouts "Hey, Mr. Koala! What are you up to?" He replies "smoking a blunt, want to hit it?"
Mr. lizard climbs the tree and he and Mr. Koala smoke and bullshit for a while. Eventually Mr. Lizard says "I've got a real bad case of cottonmouth. I'm gonna go to ...

I can’t stand Honors college kids. I asked this girl “hey, why aren’t koalas considered to be bears?”

And she said, “they’re marsupials.”

Shut up, nerd. The answer to the joke is they don’t have the koalafications.

I was walking home today and I saw this naked koala.

And I thought to myself, "now, I know all koalas are technically naked (except, like, certain cartoon koalas or koalas that work birthday parties) but this koala just has this air about him that said 'I used to have clothes, but now I don't.'" And I felt pretty bad for the little guy, maybe somethin...

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Koalas are horrible when they wallaby

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