It turns out, 'Fox News' has no actual coverage of foxes.
I was also disappointed by BBC news.
Three foxes found
A man is walking in the woods when he finds a suitcase. He opens the suitcase and inside are three foxes. So he calls emergency services and says: “I just found three foxes in a suitcase. What should I do?” “Well,” the operator said, “Are they moving?” “I don't know,” he sai...
A rabbit says to a fox, "I'm writing a dissertation on how rabbits eat foxes"
"Come on, you know that's impossible! No one will publish such rubbish." says the fox
"Well, follow me and I'll show you." They both go into the rabbit's dwelling and after a while, the rabbit emerges with a satisfied expression on his face.
Then comes a wolf. "Hello, what are we doin...
The difference between a freshman girls cross country team and a litter of baby foxes?
One is a bunch of cunning little runts...
Dear Fox News.....
I have yet to see any news about foxes.
Sincerely, Disappointed viewer.....
One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the fine weather.
The day was so nice that she became careless and a fox snuck up behind her and caught her.
"I am going to eat you for lunch," said the fox.
"Wait," replied the rabbit, "You should at least wait a few days."
"Oh yeah? Why should I wait?"
"Well, I am just finishing my thesi...
Wizard: A fox prophesied doom!
King: Foxes lie. Why'd you listen to a Fox for news?
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