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Possums Jokes

What do possums and the Detroit Tigers have in common?

Both play dead at home & get killed on the road.

I finally found out the difference between a possum and an opossum.

Opossums are Irish.

HOW TO DRIVE IN ATLANTA

1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, Atlana. Old-timers are still allowed to call it Alana.
2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00 pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.
3. The minimum acceptable speed on I-285 is...
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