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Green Peas Jokes

What’s the difference between blue whales and green peas?

A leprechaun doesn’t get offended if you ask him if his whale’s blue.

What do you have if you have two little green peas in your hand?

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How to catch a polar bear: Dig a big hole out in the ice and place little green peas all around it...

And when the polar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.

How to catch a polar bear.

The way you catch a polar bear is going onto a frozen lake, cutting a hole in the ice, and sprinkling some green peas in the hole so they float on the surface of the water.

When the polar bear bends over to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole!

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