How did Mario feel after getting a kiss from the princess?
REPORTER: "Mr. Trump, how are you feeling today after hearing the charges have been made official?"
DONALD: "I'm peachy"
A man and a woman get married...
On their first night in the new house, the man says to the woman: "Darling, there will be no secrets between us, except this one. Don't you ever open the drawer of my nightstand. We will be fine with this little rule." And, sure enough, they lead a very harmonic life, have wonderful kids, ...