Greatest Hits Jokes - 15 Hilarious Greatest Hits Jokes

I bought Prince's greatest hits the other day for £20.

But I partied like it was £19.99

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I've just bought the vinyl of Prince's greatest hits

Cost me twenty quid!

But fuck it, I'm gonna party like it was £19.99

Went into a shop to purchase Dolly Parton's Greatest Hits

And I was given a magazine in a plain brown paper bag.

LeAnn Rimes put out a double CD - one was her greatest hits, and the other was her biggest flops.

It was the best of Rimes, it was the worst of Rimes.

Chris Brown’s Greatest hits

Rhianna

I clicked on an NFL greatest hits compilation

Unfortunately it was mostly just security camera footage of their girlfriends

The beastie boys have released a 5 part greatest hits collection.

Parts A, B, C and D are pretty easy to get.
But you have to Fight for your right to Part E.....

I bought a Chris Brown's greatest hits album.

It was just a bunch of Rihanna songs.

The band Europe is rereleasing their greatest hits on records.

It's the vinyl countdown.

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Chris Brown is releasing a new album

It's called "My Greatest hits", There is some hard hits feat. Rihanna, Usher and a lot of unconfirmed "Artists".

People are usually shocked that I have a police record.

But I love their Greatest hits !

New 911 audio recordings of Chris Browns assault on Rihanna has been released to the public for the first time.

It’s called Chris Browns greatest hits.

Princess Diana and Pink Floyd has a lot in common

Both their greatest hits was the wall

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The joke store

A guy gets a job at a practical joke store.

To help him learn the ropes, the proprietor has him spend the first week just sorting through all the different practical jokes they sell, learning what they do and making sure everything's correctly labelled and organised. And what a variety! They'...

When my wife and I argue, we’re like a band in concert

we start with some new stuff, and then we roll out our greatest hits

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