Eagles Jokes

It’s eel-eagle.

There were 3 eagles chilling together, they were bored so they decided to challenge each other which of them can hunt the biggest prey.

So the 1st eagle flys away, half an hour later he is back with his beak stained in blood. The others ask what happened. And he says do you see that farmhous... read more

Washington Biological Survey inscribed Wash Biol Surv when tagging wild American eagles. They had to re-tag after a letter they received. "I caught a bird and was surprised it came with cooking instructions. So I washed, boiled and served it. It was the worse thing we ever ate!"

But weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

Ill eagles come from Mexico.

But a weasel hasn’t been sucked into a jet engine yet.

Because they were on tour and only got back at the end.

Because it's ill-eagle

Because they are birds of pray.

Apparently he was trying to smuggle exotic animals parts into the country.


It turns out that you can't hide those lion eyes.

A bald eagle decides to stop by a small lake to get a drink. As he's drinking another bald eagle lands next to him.


He looks at the eagle and notices a tulip, a rose, and a rabbit's foot on top of his head.

"What's with the stuff on your head?", the eagle asks.

"Oh this?"... read more

Philadelphia Eagles head coach Chip Kelly was watching the news when he witnessed something astounding. A young Syrian man had just thrown a hand grenade over 100 yards through the window of a building into a room that housed a sniper. He was so impressed that he had the man found and brought into t... read more

Two eagles were gliding at a high altitude and discussing life, when a F-15 fighter jet zooms above them. It throws them off course and ruffles up their feathers.

They calm down and get back on track gliding next to each other.

The first eagle, excitedly 'Wow!! Now thats what I call sp... read more

Because it would be ill-eagle

Cheerios belong in a Bowl.

They taste almost just like baby seals.

Because that would be illeagle

Because they're illegals

Eagles can hold a lead.

Don’t expect tomorrow to be a breeze.

A Swallow