Kenny Rogers Jokes - 6 Hilarious Kenny Rogers Jokes

What did Kenny Rogers say when his tire came off?

“You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel”

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Is it too early to say that Kenny Rogers took this whole social distancing thing too far?

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Kenny Rogers has died at the age of 81

In a statement to confused reporters, Kenny Loggins was quoted as saying “I’m alright, Don’t nobody worry bout me”

(It’s a Caddyshack joke)

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One thing we can say about Kenny Rogers...

He certainly knew when to fold ‘em.

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Kenny Rogers was a video game purist who insisted on teaching his kids the correct way to play.

He said, "if you're gonna play the Gameboy, you gotta learn to play it right."

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Walks into a bar

Kenny Rogers, Styx and Jerry Lewis walk into a bar. they sit down at a table and no one waits on them for several minutes. They all notice a waitress at the same time and try calling to her.

Styx: layyyyyyydy,
Kenny Rogers: Laydddy
Jerry Lewis: Laaaaaaaaaaaaady,

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