What's the difference between Mariah Carey and Marie Curie?
One glitters, the other glows
I didn't know Mariah Carey liked trees so much.
But apparently all she wants for Christmas is yew.
For Christmas, I asked Mariah Carey if I could get her a big open space to park her cars, but she declined
She said “I don’t want a lot for Christmas”
What do Mariah Carey and Bob Marley have in common?
They can both sing really high
That awesome performance.
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What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?
Neither of us know the words to any of her songs
The first verse of Mariah Carey's 'Christmas' is a diss.
"I don't want a lot for Christmas"
"All I want for Christmas Is you"
Fans around the globe are rockin' out to Mariah Carey's latest hit single ...
"*The Monitors Are Down ...*", performed live for the first time today in downtown New York City, has been praised for a unique nihilistic style and pertinent statements regarding the internet-induced apathy of today's youth.
Mariah Carey'a New Year's performance.
Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise
He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.
2016 ends with Mariah Carey dying
On the stage.
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The Biggest Joke of 2016
Mariah Carey's Performance at Dick Clarks Rockin New Years Eve
Help! What to do with a piece of empty Real Estate?
It was my Christmas gift for Mariah Carey, but when I gave it to her she told me, "I don't want a lot for Christmas"
Rain drop, drop top....
Mariah Carey's career ended before the ball dropped.
Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening...
...Mariah Carey's got your back.
How does Times Square start the new year?
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
ISIS is taking full responsibility....
...for Mariah Carey's NYE bombing of Times Square.
New Year's Eve Party
*Two guys watching Mariah Carey's Times Square performance*
Guy 1: "Man, 2016 has been such a mess."
Guy 2: "I know right. This year ended on such a low note I can't even hear it."
Helen Keller was blind and deaf.
She would still lip sync better than Mariah Carey.