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Mariah Carey Jokes

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

Mariah Carey

That awesome performance.



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What's the difference between Mariah Carey and Marie Curie?

One glitters, the other glows

Nick Cannon one tried gifting Mariah Carey a parcel of land for the holidays but she wasn’t happy.

She told me, “ I don’t want a lot for Christmas.”

I didn't know Mariah Carey liked trees so much.

But apparently all she wants for Christmas is yew.

Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise

He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

Fans around the globe are rockin' out to Mariah Carey's latest hit single ...

"*The Monitors Are Down ...*", performed live for the first time today in downtown New York City, has been praised for a unique nihilistic style and pertinent statements regarding the internet-induced apathy of today's youth.

For Christmas, I asked Mariah Carey if I could get her a big open space to park her cars, but she declined

She said “I don’t want a lot for Christmas”

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The Biggest Joke of 2016

Mariah Carey's Performance at Dick Clarks Rockin New Years Eve

2016 ends with Mariah Carey dying

On the stage.

Took my car to the shop.

I kept hearing a high pitched shrieking noise. The mechanic found a Mariah Carey Christmas CD stuck in the CD player.

Help! What to do with a piece of empty Real Estate?

It was my Christmas gift for Mariah Carey, but when I gave it to her she told me,
"I don't want a lot for Christmas"

Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening...

...Mariah Carey's got your back.

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Helen Keller was blind and deaf.

She would still lip sync better than Mariah Carey.

New Year's Eve Party

*Two guys watching Mariah Carey's Times Square performance*

Guy 1: "Man, 2016 has been such a mess."

Guy 2: "I know right. This year ended on such a low note I can't even hear it."

Rain drop, drop top....

Mariah Carey's career ended before the ball dropped.

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