A poor old lady was forced to sell her valuables to avoid eviction.
As she rummaged through her dusty belongings, she came across a dull copper kettle. Intrigued by it’s possible value the old woman dusted it off and BAM! A genie erupted from its neck.
The genie says “I have seen your plights, and will grant you three wishes.”
The woman, astounded, t...
The King's Contest
There was once a King of a faraway land, and he was bored. So we called a contest for all the knights of the land to determine which had the mightiest "weapon".
The knights and their audience gathered in the great hall, and the contest began. The first knight stepped forward, dropped his pant...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
One day the Emperor decided he wanted to find the best samurai in the world.
So he sent his men around the world, and they came back with three potential options: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai and a Jewish samurai.
The emperor held tryouts to see which was best. First, he brought in the Japanese samurai. As the Japanese samurai strode into the great Hall and a...
A monastery calls its members to service
A monastery calls its members to service. All 100 nuns living there gather in the great hall. The head priest tells them:
"Sisters under God, I have horrible news! Last night, we found a condom near the stables!"
99 nuns: "Oh no!"
1 nun: "He he he..."
Head priest: "The co...
A scientist travels back in time to ancient Babylonia to see the beauty of the Hanging gardens...
...after trying to impress the King by demonstrating magnetism between his crown and a magnet, he finds himself in big trouble.
In court, the people are mixed about what his punishment should be. Some see him as a valuable ally while others see him as a dangerous threat. The kind and generous...
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
