One day a fellow was watching Fox News and learned about a new virus that was rapidly spreading and quickly killing those who got sick with it. The nightly news reports got worse and worse, this Covid-19 virus was spreading around the world and killing increasingly large numbers of people. But he wa...
A man lives in a largely democratic neighborhood
He starts hanging up a “Trump 2020” sign. All of his neighbors see it, and tear it down. He puts up a new one. They tear it down. After he puts a third “Trump 2020” sign up, his neighbors approach him.
“Why are you hanging up a Trump sign? We always though you liked Biden!”
“I do” repl...
Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.
Read it slowly.