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The opposite of Microsoft Office is...

MacroHard OnFire

Fun Facts about ants

So as you may or may not know, ants have many breeds, but above these breeds, two general groups can be seen in ants around the world. These groups are the Macro ants (Big ants), and the Micro ants (Small ants).

Multiple different breeds of ants can be found in each of the two groups (Such ...

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A little black kid covered himself with baby powder...

A little black kid covered himself with baby powder and ran up to his mom screaming, "Mama, mama! Look, I'm white!". His mom was very upset and gave him a spanking and told him, "Go and tell your dad what you told me!"

So he ran up to his dad and said "Papa, papa! Look, I'm white!" His dad go...

EA is Officially Getting Rid of Micro-Transactions!!

And replacing them with macro-transactions.

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Jesus and Satan are having a competition...

... to see who is the better Excel user. God is the judge.

Satan is killing it. He has pivot tables, graphs, macros. Jesus is doing ok - he has a few columns of data, some basic graphs and some formulae.

The time is nearing the 2hour time limit and suddenly the power goes off. Satan is...

What's the opposite of Mini Golf?

Macro Polo

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Young liberal vs. Japanese industrial automation expert

Junji Tsuda, a futurologist, expert as well as advocate for industrial automation, is having an interview on live American TV. The host announced that Mr. Junji Tsuda will be accepting questions from the audience.

After several questions, a member of the audience stood up and started asking:<...

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