An Englishman, an American and a Dutchman found a genie in an ancient tomb.
"BEHOLD MORTALS!" the genie bellowed. "I SHALL GRANT YOU IMMORTAL LIFE!"
Immediately, all three men are excited.
"But, dear chap, there must be a catch!" the Englishman yelled.
"Of course! You must beat me in a contest. You may throw anything, no matter how large or how small i...
Bill Gates dies in a car accident, He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter. "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call;
I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let you decide...