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Sugarcoat Jokes

I don't mean to sugarcoat

But I got you Frosted Flakes instead of regular corn flakes

I prefer it when doctors don’t sugarcoat stuff.

It helps because I’m diabetic.

People think my diabetes jokes are harsh.

But it’s not like I can sugarcoat it.

Your lab results are back. It's not good news.

Doctor: I have your test results.

Mr. Smith: Don't sugarcoat it, doc.

Doctor: You have alzheimer's disease and terminal cancer.

Mr. Smith: Well at least I don't have cancer.

I know I'm a little chubby

So I don't really mind getting called fat - give it to me straight, don't sugarcoat it.

Actually, sugar is the last thing I need right now.

Why did the PR guy develop a Type II diabetes?

Because he always sugarcoats everything he says and always eats his words.

YOU ARE FAT

i am not going to sugarcoat it because you will eat that too.

My doctor told me quite harshly that I have to quit eating sweets if I want to avoid diabetes

He didn't sugarcoat it.

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