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I was playing Oregon Trail

I met a man named Terry. I chose to laugh at him for having such a girlie name. He pulled out a gun and shot me.

I died from dissin' Terry.
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Wife said she had to see her doctor to arrange gettin' her pap smeared

Hell, I know her pap's old, but he's pretty wirey, I don't think some girlie doctor is gonna be able to put any kinda hurt on him at all.

Besides, he's a pretty good guy and doesn't deserve a contract ass-whoopin.

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