What do you call King Henry VIII when he’s in the air?

An altitudor

Why couldn’t Henry VIII breath?

He had no heir.

Five of Henry VIII's wives just got their GCSE results...

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After double doors had to be installed in the castle to allow for Henry VIII's massive frame, he was no longer the same man who enjoyed playing his horn or teaching his kids.

He was a two-door tooter Tudor too dour to tutor

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in

(Anne Boyeyn)

I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

Architects call a layer of bricks a wythe. After the Great Fire of London, where thousands of wooden buildings were destroyed, King Henry VIII passed a law that the walls of all new buildings must be made of at least six layers of brick.

This is known as the six wythes of Henry the Eighth.

My son said he couldn't abbreviate what happened to Henry VIII's last two wives.



I think it's BS.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What did Henry VIII say to his wife?

Easier dead than son, huh

I saw a man on the street dressed as Henry VIII.

He was sitting on the sidewalk asking people for money.

I thought, that can't be right; beggars can't be Tudors?

When Henry VIII has trouble in school, what does he do?

He hires a Tudor.

Why did Henry VIII fail his classes?

Because he lost all his Tudors.

"Not tonight darling, I have a headache" - Wife

"Not to worry love, we'll soon sort that out" - Henry VIII

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