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Sacraments Jokes

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A Bishop had finally had it with a priest in his archdiocese who kept fucking up Sacraments

Right before he was about to excommunicate him, the priest got on his knees and pleaded to give him another chance. The Bishop was a good guy so he allowed the priest one chance.

"If you can preform a matrimony without anything going wrong, I will not fire you"

The wedding starts and e...

An old die-hard communist is on his deathbed

and he asks for a priest.

He wants to accept all the sacraments and become a full pledged Christian.

The priest is happy to oblige of course, but in the end he can't help to say: "So, when things finally got serious, you suddenly came to your senses, huh?"

"Yeah well, since I'm...

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