A husband and wife were having dinner on their 20th anniversary
The husband set down his fork and said "I was just thinking about how we got engaged. You remember?"
His wife said "Of course! My daddy caught us in my room together when we were eighteen! He said you'd better marry me or he'd send you to jail for twenty years!"
And the husband sighed...
Who’s Immature?
My wife accused me of being immature. I set down my action figures, pointed at the door and said ‘get out of my secret lair’
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There’s a fly flying over the water with a broken wing about to drop....
Underneath the water is a fish. The fish says “when that fly drops I’ll come up and eat him.”
Nearby a fisherman is in his boat and says “when that fly drops and the fish comes up I’ll catch that fish.”
A rat in the fisherman’s boat says “if that fly drops and the fish comes up, then t...
A new bartender is working the saloon in Dodge City
When a cowboy burst through the doors from the street shouting, "Look out everybody, Big Bill Johnson is coming to town!"
The saloon burst into a panicked commotion as everyone scrambled for the door. In the rush, the bartender is knocked down and passes out.
When he came to, he heard...
A cowboy is walking naked down main street...
and the sheriff came driving by and saw him. BWOOP BWOOP! He pulls over and talks to him. "Son, why are you naked in the middle of town?" The cowboy chuckles and says "Well, it's a long story." "There is a naked cowboy on main street in my town. I got time for a long story, let's hear it."...
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