What kind of car did Pavarotti drive?

A Nissan Dorma.

A young man stood at the side of the road and hailed a taxi. When he got in, the driver said, "Well, that was perfect timing. You're a lot like Frank." The passenger asks, "Who's Frank?" The taxidriver explains, "Frank Feldman. He also had perfect timing and was always there at just the right time."

"Ok, but nobody's perfect. Everybody makes mistakes once in a while," says the passenger." "No, no, not Frank Feldman!" replies the Taxi driver. "He was great at everything, sports too. If he'd played tennis, he probably would have won Wimbledon. He would have blown pro golfers out of the water as w...

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Two Italian men while having drinks in a bar

One says, "E Flavio, do you like big girls who thomp thomp every time she walk?"

Flavio, "no Giuseppe"

Giuseppe, "how about one with a moustache, beard and hair all over the chest you can grab onto?"

"No Giuseppe, i don't like"

Giuseppe, "how about a woman who has a voice...

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A guy walks into a bar and bets the bartender he can fart the National Anthem...

the bartender says "You're on buddy! There's no way you can fart the entire National Anthem!" So the guy pulls down his pants and starts crapping all over the bar. The bartender shouts "What the hell are you doing?!" and the guy says "What? Even Pavarotti had to clear his throat."

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