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Guy: I am great at indentifying birds

Friend: ok, what are those on that tree?
Guy: yes, they are all birds.
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I sexually indentify as kilometers per second

Because I want to km/s

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A blonde goes into a bank...

...to withdraw some money. The clerk asks her:

"Could you please indentify yourself?"

The blonde pulls out a mirror from her bag, looks into it and says:

"Yes, it is me."

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