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German Food Jokes

I've bought some German food

I've bought some German food from the internet.

The sauerkraut has arrived, but the wurst is yet to come!

A man went to a German food stand

A young man went to a German food stand to order a bratwurst. As he gets his order, both ends of the sausage were missing. It was nonetheless the best bratwurst he has ever tasted so he decides to ask why the ends were missing and if it improves the taste somehow.
The cook answered that just does...

I went to a German food festival and almost died from food poisoning

It was the wurst.

I ate a bunch of German food last night...

I have the wurst gas right now.

So I had to put German food in a container one time...

It was a real wurst case scenario

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