People often ask me which Frankfurt I'm from...

The Main one or the Oder one.

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

If an ant smells bad, what is it called?

De-Oder-Ant

A man orders a coffee ...

A man oders a coffee in a diner. After some few minutes, a waiter approaches and hands him a big cup of black coffee.
The man drinks half of the cup in one, stops, looking very scared. He puts the cup away and seems to try to identify something in his closed mouth.

He opens his mouth and s...

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