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Geniuses Jokes

Australians are geniuses.

One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fu...

I just opened a wig shop for vengeful mad scientists and evil geniuses experiencing hair loss.

It's called "There'll be hell toupe".

Apparently geniuses are absent-minded.

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There are two great financial geniuses in the Bible

One was Noah, who floated his stock while everyone else had to go into liquidation.

The other one was pharaoh's daughter, who went to the bank of the Nile and drew out a prophet.

How much do geniuses weigh?

Ein stein!

What do you call a room of geniuses who've simultaneously had brainfarts?

A Stink Tank!

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isaac newton died a virgin.

This means that i have a 1 up on one of history's greatest scientific geniuses. Im not dead

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