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What’s the number one sexually transmitted disease among wizardry students?

Hog warts.

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How did Harry Potter go down the hill?

Tumbling.

Fucking wizardry robes ain’t safe.

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First day of class at Hogwarts

A group of first-year students walked into a classroom at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The professor, Febuina Pell, was young for her profession and had never married, but was well respected and had written the very textbook to be used in the class. One of the students, a muggle-born ...

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