A special talking koala was making his way from Australia to New York.
He wandered down a back alley one day and saw a sexy lady in heels and a short skirt smoking a cigarette.
She was shocked when he asked her for one of her cigarettes. "Omg you can talk?"
After talking she invited him inside and before she knew it he was up her skirt and performed cunni...
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket of furry animals; in her hand was a sign that read: FREE KITTENS. Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall grinning man. "Hi there little girl...