Forte Jokes - 12 Hilarious Forte Jokes

Megaman and bass get into a fight, and megaman is winning.

Megaman and bass get into a fight, and megaman is winning.

Bass says "why dont you kill me"

Megaman says "killing isn't my forte"

I can't play loud music on any instrument.

It's just not my forte.

I'm good at playing loud on the trumpet, guitar, and drums.

But piano was never really my forte.

I guess you could say playing quietly.......

Just isnt my forte

What did the pianist’s mother say after playing the piano too loud?

Hey that isn’t forte, that’s a piano.

I was searching for my kia,

But it’s not my forte .

All my friends say that I play the piano very loudly, and I agree with them.

Because after all, that is my forte.

I used to misread music a lot

I guess you can say that wasn't my forte

...I wanted to design defensive structures for the city....

as it turns out, not my Forte.

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So my teacher asked why I was failing my loud music class...

I told him the subject just wasn't my forte

I tried to think of a good music joke

But that sort of thing really isn't my forte.

A joke from Macrobius' "Saturnalia", ca. 5th century

Hereupon Evangelus said: 'Servilius Geminus happened to be dining at the home of Lucius Mallius, then considered the best painter in Rome, when he saw Mallius' two ugly sons: "You don't make children," he said, "the way you make pictures." "That," said Mallius, "is because I make children in the dar...

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