Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger are talking about making a new film together.
Sly: “I wanna show the world that we’re more than just action movie stars. I wanna make a movie about classical music and classical composers. I know you guys love that stuff too. What do you think? Will you help me make a movie about it and show the world how cultured we are?”
Bruce: “I cou...
Arnold Schwarzenegger was going to a fancy dress party dressed as Tchaikovsky
However, when he found out that someone was already dressed as Tchaikovsky, he said "i'll be Bach".
What is Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky's favourite instrument?
As Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger had to attend many high society functions. One such function was a fund raiser which featured a symphony orchestra playing a medley of pieces by famous composers.
Arnie, as is well known, has only one preference when it comes to classical composers, but sat patiently during the performance.
There were selections by Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Tchaikovsky and more.
The Governor began to get quite perturbed when, after over an hour and half, his favo...
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8 year old Arnold Schwarzenegger was sitting in music class. The teacher said that each student would play the role of a famous composer.
One student said "I'll be Beethoven".
Another said "I'll be Mozart".
Yet another student said "I'll be Tchaikovsky".
And Arnold said "I'll be Bach".
What is the most painful Russian dance?
Tchaikovsky's *The Nutcracker*.